Friday, June 24, 2011

If a programming language was a boat


Java is a cargo ship. It’s very bulky. It’s very enterprise~y. Though it can also carry a lot of weight. Will carry a project, but not very fun to drive.
Java programming language as a cargo ship
Original photo by cfarivar


PHP is a bamboo raft. A series of hacks held together by string. Still keeps afloat though.
PHP programming language as a raft
Original photo by permanently scatterbrained


C is a nuclear submarine. The instructions are probably in a foreign language, but all of the hardware itself is optimized for performance.
C programming language as a nuclear submarine
Original photo by Ryan C. McGinley


HTML isn’t really a
programming language
HTML is not a boat
Original photo by ascendeddaniel

Uploading Excel Data to the Bing Spatial Data Services